These things should be simple:

1. When, as an adult, you come come across another adult raping a small child, you should a) do everything in your power to rescue that child from the rapist, b) call the police the moment it is practicable.

2. If your adult son calls you to tell you that he just saw another adult raping a small child, but then left that small child with the rapist, and then asks you what he should do, you should a) tell him to get off the phone with you and call the police immediately, b) call the police yourself and make a report, c) at the appropriate time in the future ask your adult son why the fuck he did not try to save that kid.

3. If your underling comes to you to report that he saw another man, also your underling, raping a small child, but then left that small child with the rapist, you should a) call the police immediately, b) alert your own superiors, c) immediately suspend the alleged rapist underling from his job responsibilities pending a full investigation, d) at the appropriate time in the future ask that first underling why the fuck he did not try to save that kid.

4. When, as the officials of an organization, you are approached by an underling who tells you that one of his people saw another of his people raping a small child at the organization, in organization property, you should a) call the police immediately, b) immediately suspend the alleged rapist from his job responsibilities if the immediate supervisor has not already done so, c) when called to a grand jury to testify on the matter, avoid perjuring yourself. At no time should you decide that the best way to handle the situation is to simply tell the alleged rapist not to bring small children onto organization property anymore.

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Common fucking sense

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This never should have had to be written.

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On top of the world is great, but there’s no where to fall <3

On top of the world is great, but there’s no where to fall <3

basseyworld:

I’ve had something on my mind for about a week now and there’s nobody I can talk to about it. It’s complicated.

I’m a little embarrassed that I’m bothered by it so I’d feel like a shmuck discussing it with anyone. So I’m just going to sit here pretending not to care until I actually stop caring. 

basseyworld:

freereeves:

risebutterfly79:

forever reblog
blkgirlblogging:

sotamnificent:


Until I was 30, I dated only boys. I’ll tell you  why: Men scared the sh*t out of me. Men know what they want. Men own  alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men buy  new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo.  Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some  long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you. Men wear  clothes that have never been worn by anyone else before.
OK, maybe men aren’t exactly like this. But this is what  I’ve cobbled together from the handful of men I know or know of, ranging  from Heathcliff Huxtable to Theodore Roosevelt to my dad. The point:  Men know what they want, and that is scary.
What I was used to was boys.
Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing  way. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to  cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life and move to Brooklyn for a  gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do  have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival.  Boys can talk for hours with you in a diner at three in the morning  because they don’t have regular work hours. But they suck to date when  you turn 30.
Mindy Kaling on Why You Need A Man, Not A Boy | Glamour Magazine

*sighing*

double sigh.


Mindy is churchin’, as usually. I would love to see her give advice to Kelly Kapur.

I want to be best friends with her so bad. 
Also, I’m just going to go ahead and pre-order this ebook. 

I need a man, not a boy.

basseyworld:

freereeves:

risebutterfly79:

forever reblog

blkgirlblogging:

sotamnificent:

Until I was 30, I dated only boys. I’ll tell you why: Men scared the sh*t out of me. Men know what they want. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you. Men wear clothes that have never been worn by anyone else before.

OK, maybe men aren’t exactly like this. But this is what I’ve cobbled together from the handful of men I know or know of, ranging from Heathcliff Huxtable to Theodore Roosevelt to my dad. The point: Men know what they want, and that is scary.

What I was used to was boys.

Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life and move to Brooklyn for a gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival. Boys can talk for hours with you in a diner at three in the morning because they don’t have regular work hours. But they suck to date when you turn 30.

Mindy Kaling on Why You Need A Man, Not A Boy | Glamour Magazine

*sighing*

double sigh.

Mindy is churchin’, as usually. I would love to see her give advice to Kelly Kapur.

I want to be best friends with her so bad. 

Also, I’m just going to go ahead and pre-order this ebook. 

I need a man, not a boy.

(Source: amyohconnor)

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God’s help I shall succeed. -Vincent Van Gogh

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

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These things should be simple:

1. When, as an adult, you come come across another adult raping a small child, you should a) do everything in your power to rescue that child from the rapist, b) call the police the moment it is practicable.

2. If your adult son calls you to tell you that he just saw another adult raping a small child, but then left that small child with the rapist, and then asks you what he should do, you should a) tell him to get off the phone with you and call the police immediately, b) call the police yourself and make a report, c) at the appropriate time in the future ask your adult son why the fuck he did not try to save that kid.

3. If your underling comes to you to report that he saw another man, also your underling, raping a small child, but then left that small child with the rapist, you should a) call the police immediately, b) alert your own superiors, c) immediately suspend the alleged rapist underling from his job responsibilities pending a full investigation, d) at the appropriate time in the future ask that first underling why the fuck he did not try to save that kid.

4. When, as the officials of an organization, you are approached by an underling who tells you that one of his people saw another of his people raping a small child at the organization, in organization property, you should a) call the police immediately, b) immediately suspend the alleged rapist from his job responsibilities if the immediate supervisor has not already done so, c) when called to a grand jury to testify on the matter, avoid perjuring yourself. At no time should you decide that the best way to handle the situation is to simply tell the alleged rapist not to bring small children onto organization property anymore.

John Scalzi (via lucy-vanpelt)

Common fucking sense

(via crissle)

This never should have had to be written.

(via basseyworld)

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On top of the world is great, but there&#8217;s no where to fall &lt;3

On top of the world is great, but there’s no where to fall <3

basseyworld:

I’ve had something on my mind for about a week now and there’s nobody I can talk to about it. It’s complicated.

I’m a little embarrassed that I’m bothered by it so I’d feel like a shmuck discussing it with anyone. So I’m just going to sit here pretending not to care until I actually stop caring. 

basseyworld:

freereeves:

risebutterfly79:

forever reblog
blkgirlblogging:

sotamnificent:


Until I was 30, I dated only boys. I’ll tell you  why: Men scared the sh*t out of me. Men know what they want. Men own  alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men buy  new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo.  Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some  long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you. Men wear  clothes that have never been worn by anyone else before.
OK, maybe men aren’t exactly like this. But this is what  I’ve cobbled together from the handful of men I know or know of, ranging  from Heathcliff Huxtable to Theodore Roosevelt to my dad. The point:  Men know what they want, and that is scary.
What I was used to was boys.
Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing  way. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to  cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life and move to Brooklyn for a  gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do  have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival.  Boys can talk for hours with you in a diner at three in the morning  because they don’t have regular work hours. But they suck to date when  you turn 30.
Mindy Kaling on Why You Need A Man, Not A Boy | Glamour Magazine

*sighing*

double sigh.


Mindy is churchin’, as usually. I would love to see her give advice to Kelly Kapur.

I want to be best friends with her so bad. 
Also, I’m just going to go ahead and pre-order this ebook. 

I need a man, not a boy.

basseyworld:

freereeves:

risebutterfly79:

forever reblog

blkgirlblogging:

sotamnificent:

Until I was 30, I dated only boys. I’ll tell you why: Men scared the sh*t out of me. Men know what they want. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you. Men wear clothes that have never been worn by anyone else before.

OK, maybe men aren’t exactly like this. But this is what I’ve cobbled together from the handful of men I know or know of, ranging from Heathcliff Huxtable to Theodore Roosevelt to my dad. The point: Men know what they want, and that is scary.

What I was used to was boys.

Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life and move to Brooklyn for a gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival. Boys can talk for hours with you in a diner at three in the morning because they don’t have regular work hours. But they suck to date when you turn 30.

Mindy Kaling on Why You Need A Man, Not A Boy | Glamour Magazine

*sighing*

double sigh.

Mindy is churchin’, as usually. I would love to see her give advice to Kelly Kapur.

I want to be best friends with her so bad. 

Also, I’m just going to go ahead and pre-order this ebook. 

I need a man, not a boy.

(Source: amyohconnor)

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God’s help I shall succeed. -Vincent Van Gogh

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

anywhere in Europe!

"These things should be simple:

1. When, as an adult, you come come across another adult raping a small child, you should a) do everything in your power to rescue that child from the rapist, b) call the police the moment it is practicable.

2. If your adult son calls you to tell you that he just saw another adult raping a small child, but then left that small child with the rapist, and then asks you what he should do, you should a) tell him to get off the phone with you and call the police immediately, b) call the police yourself and make a report, c) at the appropriate time in the future ask your adult son why the fuck he did not try to save that kid.

3. If your underling comes to you to report that he saw another man, also your underling, raping a small child, but then left that small child with the rapist, you should a) call the police immediately, b) alert your own superiors, c) immediately suspend the alleged rapist underling from his job responsibilities pending a full investigation, d) at the appropriate time in the future ask that first underling why the fuck he did not try to save that kid.

4. When, as the officials of an organization, you are approached by an underling who tells you that one of his people saw another of his people raping a small child at the organization, in organization property, you should a) call the police immediately, b) immediately suspend the alleged rapist from his job responsibilities if the immediate supervisor has not already done so, c) when called to a grand jury to testify on the matter, avoid perjuring yourself. At no time should you decide that the best way to handle the situation is to simply tell the alleged rapist not to bring small children onto organization property anymore."
"I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God’s help I shall succeed. -Vincent Van Gogh"

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